NO CHANCE is a dumb indie spoof/sequel to that '80s classic COMMANDO, which remains one of my all-time favourites. Sadly, although this copies the look and mannerism of that film, it doesn't really have any reason to exist. It's unfunny and drawn-out, featuring a protagonist who doesn't look like, nor sound like, Schwarzenegger at all, although perhaps that's the joke; if it is, I didn't get it. It's a broad comedy at best, so expect cheap wigs galore and lots of '80s throwback style. The only decent bit is a last-minute cameo from a more than welcome Vernon Wells.
Review of No Chance
