. . . a "Nancy P." type chick out in La-La Land asks her sensible, deal-making guardian angel "D." just before shoving her dad down the Road to Financial Perdition at the hands of the first liberal swindler who bumps into THE EXTRA GIRL. This flick documents how members of one of the major genders NEVER should be entrusted with key money decisions (let alone the keys to the White House!). "Sue" styles herself as a "cat person," but she cannot distinguish a mangy mutt from a regal lion. D. has to douse Sue with a fire hose to keep her raging pheromones at bay. Sue poses as the Black Man's Friend--then filches the bottom dollar from his financial cushion. Sue and her fellow "Flapper" floozies pushed America off the cliff into Economic Ruin within a few years of THE EXTRA GIRL. Leader Trump was not around to save the day back then, but thankfully he IS here now! When he declares a "National Emergency" soon, it will no longer be "business as usual." Moms will be required to stay home to keep their children away from the drug epidemic, rampant crime, and cartel kidnapping rings. Childless chicks will be so busy doing their duty in keeping the Great Wall of Trump spotless that no time will be left over for them to bust into board rooms, war rooms, or locker rooms in which THE EXTRA GIRL will never really belong!
Review of The Extra Girl
