Review of Aqua Duck

. . . and France is right next door to Spain! My uncle had a lot of money tied up in an IPO stock offering from the major U.S. media company for which he worked, and he lost ALL of it when a FRENCH water company with mob connections bought it and tried the same illegal shenanigans on it with which they were getting away in World War Loser Land. Given this history, it is absolutely no surprise to see that AQUA DUCK was sprayed to America by the always eponymous Warner Bros. The warning message being showered on the USA by Warner Bros.' prophetic prognosticators is so simple a toddler should be able to decipher it. By the end of this animated short "Daffy Duck" is forced by a Corrupt Capitalist One Per Center Rat to barter his nest egg--a ten-pound gold nugget worth $209,400 on Today's commodity market--for a single glass of cold, clear, pure water! Obviously, Warner is warning we Americans of (The Then) Far Future that if we allow nefarious foreign powers to launder money through a nationwide terrorist outfit such as the National Rooster Association and totally infiltrate a "major" political clique like the historically treasonous Pachyderm Party, we will soon become so dehydrated from these drought-scheming promoters of Global Warming that we'll have to sell ourselves and our children into permanent unpaid servitude in order to obtain a subsistence-level DUNE-like bare minimum "water ration" from the self-styled vain "weather masters."