Review of Simon

. . . claims that the U.S. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, FBI, ATF, ICE, Secret Service, Po-Po, and motorcycle gangs will fight on "HIS" side to slaughter America's Progressive majority some day soon, it's truly sobering to see the always eponymous Warner Bros. warning America of exactly this in SIMON. The title academic of this cautionary flick is anti-Big Business, fights against corrupt corporate shills, and takes to the national airwaves to expose Greedy Fat Cat One Per Centers. Warner Bros.' prophetic prognosticators depict a Nefarious Administration in Washington, DC, dispatching the full force of the U.S. Army with orders to permanently muzzle fearless Truth-Teller SIMON by assassinating him and his communal legions of Progressive followers. Now that the predictions of the clairvoyant seers of Warner Bros. are sadly coming to fruition in Real Life 2019 on a daily basis across our beleaguered nation, it's an incumbent Duty on the part of EVERY True Blue Loyal Patriotic Normal Average 99 Per Center Silent Majority Progressive Union Label Working Stiff Citizen to prepare themselves for the Coming Storm by watching EVERYTHING ever produced by Warner Bros., America's resident "coal mine canary."