Extinction Level Event
Dinosaur Killing Asteroids have periodically dug out chunks of our planet. Look at a map: see Hudson's Bay? Yeah, that was a killer. Meteorite Crater? Tiny one. How's about Veracruz? Biggie. To the east, see how the Antilles form a lazy curve? And another. Doesn't take much and it happens more often that you want to believe. Idiots who want to distract you and give you stupid "global climate change" hoaxes that aren't real think that spending time cataloguing hunks of rock that can end life FOREVER are useless.
What If?
The scenario opens the movie. Mankind's last big hope exploded. That feeling of dread becomes deadly. Dodge's wife immediately takes off, never to be seen again. It looks like everyone is going to die in a matter of less than a month. They'll try to keep the lights going until then.
Life Goes On
An insurance salesman still goes to work. What else is there to do? Stomach wrenching reality makes Dodge heave into his wastebasket while phonelines go unanswered. An end of days party is given by his best friends played by Rob Corddry and Connie Britton. Corddry is drinking his way through the party, Patton Oswalt claims new found sexual meaning in screwing everyone, beautiful Britton consoles Dodge in the bathroom, hoping to inflame a final fling with him. But it is all meaningless. There is nothing for him there. Even his cleaning lady Elsa keeps coming every Thursday. He puts up a flyer next to ones that promise Virginity for the taking, Murder for Hire: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.
Quirky Road Trip
Penny appears in Dodge's life, after her #luser cucked boyfriend joins a riot in progress. She wants to be able to see her parents before the end, Dodge mentions he knows someone with a plane. They meet up with William Peterson who takes them a while, but a former promise cuts his ride short. They stop at a fun restaurant that is still operating and continue on their trip. They meet up with Speck eventually who offers Penny "survival". Eventually, they come home. A little bit of help is given and a favour returned.
The End
There's never enough time at the End. What endures? Music on vinyl records? A final meal together? What will become of Dodge and Penny? Will they ever ge-- !
Dinosaur Killing Asteroids have periodically dug out chunks of our planet. Look at a map: see Hudson's Bay? Yeah, that was a killer. Meteorite Crater? Tiny one. How's about Veracruz? Biggie. To the east, see how the Antilles form a lazy curve? And another. Doesn't take much and it happens more often that you want to believe. Idiots who want to distract you and give you stupid "global climate change" hoaxes that aren't real think that spending time cataloguing hunks of rock that can end life FOREVER are useless.
What If?
The scenario opens the movie. Mankind's last big hope exploded. That feeling of dread becomes deadly. Dodge's wife immediately takes off, never to be seen again. It looks like everyone is going to die in a matter of less than a month. They'll try to keep the lights going until then.
Life Goes On
An insurance salesman still goes to work. What else is there to do? Stomach wrenching reality makes Dodge heave into his wastebasket while phonelines go unanswered. An end of days party is given by his best friends played by Rob Corddry and Connie Britton. Corddry is drinking his way through the party, Patton Oswalt claims new found sexual meaning in screwing everyone, beautiful Britton consoles Dodge in the bathroom, hoping to inflame a final fling with him. But it is all meaningless. There is nothing for him there. Even his cleaning lady Elsa keeps coming every Thursday. He puts up a flyer next to ones that promise Virginity for the taking, Murder for Hire: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.
Quirky Road Trip
Penny appears in Dodge's life, after her #luser cucked boyfriend joins a riot in progress. She wants to be able to see her parents before the end, Dodge mentions he knows someone with a plane. They meet up with William Peterson who takes them a while, but a former promise cuts his ride short. They stop at a fun restaurant that is still operating and continue on their trip. They meet up with Speck eventually who offers Penny "survival". Eventually, they come home. A little bit of help is given and a favour returned.
The End
There's never enough time at the End. What endures? Music on vinyl records? A final meal together? What will become of Dodge and Penny? Will they ever ge-- !