Review of Crypto

Crypto (I) (2019)
4/10
not so good
16 April 2019
When reading the title i thought spy movie/military code machines, or mum i shrunk the kids-comedy, when realising it was a crime story about bitcoin and , ackording to other reviews, a deep and good lecture on digital currency. but was i dissapointed??? yes indeed, i learnt nothing else than its muggy stuff that has to be handled in a chilled down store room or freezing container, and a lot of talk about thor and the dark web.

its like waking up my father from the grave and try to learn him to use a computer at work again. i remember when he were introduced to the it-system at work, he sweared and threw obsenities east and west ( and im still using them,coool words). why did i tell this, well something are easy to learn some difficult, and in many ways youll feel like an infantile. this film are really infantile on many levels,crypto-geld ive mentioned, but actors that should feel free and let the spirits fly on all levels, are scarce in this movie. stiff, robot like, in a way dum actually. i know a bit about being angry at my family, and shared lots of the same confused feelings a the main in the film, but this is mongrel like. the acting are so inhibited by the mains , it seems like they are doped on tranquilizers or some heavy antipsychotica, with saggy eyes, no emotional reactions, monotone voice and smiles that are at least 30 seconds delayed.. i liked the lady with the dog at the karaoke bar , she was actually acting as a natural, bohemian upstate newyorker....

there are actually many more things that happen, but its nonsense and unthrilling. i had one jolt of surprise with the us postal guy and that was all. its not dads tounge!!!!???, how could he know, and whos tounge was it??? it seems like you need a brain to feel the rain in spain, and as a reminder, still an old grumpy man i am, this technical flop its barely worth watchin.ANW is better
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