Review of Little Red Riding Hood

In the modern era of smartphones capable of 4K filming, anything is now being classified as a "film", or a "movie" because this piece of garbage was ANYTHING but that. From the start the effects were horrific, I mean Red had a GREAT cloak, but that was where all the money was spent lol. The rubber masks were easily seen, and not even fitted properly, the castle was a good back drop, except for the modern electric lights made to look old hanging from the ceiling in the hallway. JUST when I thought it couldn't get even more ridiculous and insane it switched to some modern day version of the tale. LOL we see some wooden actress reciting lines to her smartphone, delivering her lines as passionately as any 1960's sci-fi robot. Perhaps she's the illegitimate daughter of Rosie from "The Jetsons"?? Next thing we know she's in this modern home and the monster is upstairs looking down at her from the landing, lol. I have never had so many WTF moments in my life. After this transition I found myself fast forwarding the flick every 30 seconds, to see if ANYTHING was gonna happen. A random monster appears behind some window, blah blah blah.....the only thing that would have possibly saved this for me was to see Robert Amstler shirtless, but alas, it didn't happen lol. :(

In all fairness, if this is someone's interpretation of the Grimm's tale, so be it, but I can safely say that the Brother's Grimm would be FLAILING in their graves if they managed to see even a minute of this tragic piece of "film". If you have nothing to do but waste some time on something that is as exciting as paint drying then by all means check this film out! OTHER than that, avoid it at all costs lol.