Review of Barnyard Babies

. . . getting stuffed--alive--into ovens, but that is precisely what the sick director of BARNYARD BABIES depicts the anthropomorphic rooster doing to his expectant spouse! Every time a parent or sibling nowadays "nukes" a young offspring in the family microwave, the Authorities lament "WHERE did this monster come up with such an Evil Idea??!" One does not need to blame "Old Scratch" for this pandemic of Easy Bake Babies. No, one need look no further than BARNYARD BABIES for the primary source material behind these unspeakable crimes. If the creators of BARNYARD BABIES are viewed as accomplices to this string of Murders in the Kitchen, how should law enforcement view a television network which insists upon periodically foisting off such corrupting filth upon an increasingly weak-minded and untrustworthy Public? Common Sense would suggest that after 84 years (or "four score, and four revolutions around the sun," by "Abe Lincoln's" reckoning) the damage being inflicted by BARNYARD BABIES would have long ceased. However, thanks to Big Cable, the hits keep on coming, on America's most Innocent and Defenseless population! Please join me in writing to Congress, in order to get BARNYARD BABIES permanently banned once and for all!!