Review of The Field Mouse

. . . manages to contaminate America's grub supply with so many rodent parts and mouse droppings will be stumped no longer after viewing THE FIELD MOUSE. Disney may style itself as the USA's "Mouse House," but the appetite-killing rats behind this M-G-M cartoon embed the Truth often spoken in Jest throughout THE FIELD MOUSE. Film buffs have long debated whether vermin are Born that way, or molded into this sort of sub-species by their Environment (that is, the Classic "Nature versus Nurture" Argument). After watching THE FIELD MOUSE, most viewers will come down on the side of Nurture. The reason, of course, that so many famous stars contracted to the Mangy Lion Movie Studio resemble rodents in their publicity mug shots stems from their steady diet of mice and other backlot pests, as supplied by the on-site commissaries. Everyone has heard that "You are what you eat," and THE FIELD MOUSE simply models itself upon the Real Life M-G-M food chain. So next time that you read or hear about a disgusted consumer suing a U.S. grocery store or restaurant over the rodent elements in their vittles, you'll know WHO to thank for starting this fiendish food fad!