STRIPPERS VS. WEREWOLVES is truly one of the most appalling British films I've ever witnessed, a comedy/horror hybrid that makes LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS look like a masterpiece by comparison. The setting is the usual sleazy strip-club, inhabited by actresses willing to strip for the camera while at the same time displaying no acting ability whatsoever. The exception is Adele Silva, as she's a proper actress from EMMERDALE, but she's perhaps the most wooden of the plot.
After one of their number is killed in the opening sequence - none other than Martin Kemp, wisely having as little screen time as possible - a gang of werewolves led by the reliably sinister Billy Murray decide to get revenge on the club and those who work there. Cue stupid gags, crude humour, exploitative nudity, cheesy special effects, and terrible werewolf make-up, but it's mostly cringemakingly boring. There are cameos from horror greats like Robert Englund but awful scripting and direction making this one of the worst I've watched in a very long time. The companion vampire/gangster piece DEAD CERT, while not great, is ten times better than this.
After one of their number is killed in the opening sequence - none other than Martin Kemp, wisely having as little screen time as possible - a gang of werewolves led by the reliably sinister Billy Murray decide to get revenge on the club and those who work there. Cue stupid gags, crude humour, exploitative nudity, cheesy special effects, and terrible werewolf make-up, but it's mostly cringemakingly boring. There are cameos from horror greats like Robert Englund but awful scripting and direction making this one of the worst I've watched in a very long time. The companion vampire/gangster piece DEAD CERT, while not great, is ten times better than this.