Review of Howls

Howls (2011)
1/10
So Very Boring
24 June 2019
One of the worst and certainly most boring sasquatch/bigfoot/yeti/abominable snowman movies I have ever seen in my entire life. And I watch every one of those movies I can get my hands on.

In this one, three guys lose their dog in the woods. So they go looking for their dog in the woods. For like 70 full minutes. The entire movie is them walking around in the woods and complaining about how they are just walking around in the woods. Or sitting in the woods and complaining about how they are just walking around and sitting in the woods. Or walking around in the woods or sitting in the woods in complete silence...... Then they think a bear is after them. But right at the very end they find out it is actually a bigfoot that is after them. You barely see the bigfoot and nothing interesting happens, at all, ever. 70 minutes that feels like it's longer than eight Godfather trilogies. Awful acting and writing, really I pity these actors who were apparently given absolutely nothing to work with other than "okay in this scene you walk around in the woods some more and complain some more and hear some more noises over there somewhere, and ACTION!"
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