Having recently seen both John Wick films I was in a Keanu Reeves fan mood when I came across this movie on HBO. The premise sounded interesting. OK. So Keanu's character is supposed to be a young father with an adoring wife and kids and a great career. The film starts with an awkward seduction attempt by his wife that is interrupted by the overly-zealous kids showing up at the bedroom door. Keanu wants to continue later but is shot down even though "it's been threeee weeks!" Uh, oh. I hope no willing women show up at his door. Conveniently. the wife and kids are leaving town for the weekend and Keanu is left home alone. (It's ok to picture him with his hands on his cheeks here because it's kinda like that) This is when 2 young women show up at his door during a storm, wet and giggling. "oh, no one else is around." "oh, they don't know their own telephone numbers." OOPSIE! I can see where this is going. This film has more 1-star reviews then any I've ever looked up.Between that and the terrible, horrible, no-good acting from Mr Reeves I decide it's best to just turn this thing off and end it now. I know the ending from the other reviews and also know that MANY people share my disappointment with Keanu's acting as well as the abysmal Direction by Eli Roth. I always felt his "Hostel" films were way too sick for me and even though this movie has little of the gore it has the same psycho-sexual sickness and I'm just better off without it. I hope you are too. Avoid this movie.
Review of Knock Knock
