Review of A.S.S.

A.S.S. (1988 Video)
Campy but extremely poorly done
26 August 2019
Bruce Seven acquired a reputation as pioneer in fetish/bondage porn videos, but never achieved anything more than amateurish technique as a filmmaker. This home-movie approach makes the science-fiction feature "Anal Security Squad" an embarrassment.

It unspools more as cosplay than a real attempt at creating a future dystopia, wherein John Leslie leads a government agency (when not masturbating comically at his desk) battling an underground revolutionary cadre.

Barbii is fetching as Leslie's No. 1 agent, but whose sympathies are clearly with the rebels. Brief plot scenes are the excuse for outbursts of XXX action, crudely staged in the manner of an old-time 1-day wonder.

Wearing spandex type costumes, Randy West and the other male performers are frankly campy, while Leslie and a very young looking Randy Spears do ridiculous face-pulling takes bordering on slapstick. Production values are nil, and the entire show falls apart at the end when Seven indulges in his favorite content, a sudden dance scene with Barbii performing for the cast, joined by West channeling Chippendales, resulting in a cornball orgy for the cast, both good and bad guys mixed together.
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