I was surprised when Jonathan Morgan went through the motions of his usual explanatory BTS segment, taking us through the shooting of "Hosed". Surely he was aware of the mindless (on purpose) nature of this quota quickie he ground out under contract at Wicked Pictures.
It dwells tediously and redundantly on one of porn's cornier tropes: sexy girls performing a car wash, with the usual soapy clothing, wet t shirt action and breasts pressed erotically up against a windshield or two. Most famously this stuff was depicted in the mainstream by Joy Harmon in "Cool Hand Luke".
So Morgan inflicts on the viewer five identical vignettes of gals hosing down a car or motorcycle and then having sex. Clearly the outstanding performer is Kelly Divine, whose huge butt proves irresistible to Jake Jacobs' camera. Many a MILF appears, ranging from the classy Diana Prince, to the late great successor to Bridgette Kerkove's crown, Shyla Stylez.
For me it was fun (at first at any rate) to see that former impish vixen Kaylynn return in the finale as a full-blown (and big-breasted) mature femme.
It dwells tediously and redundantly on one of porn's cornier tropes: sexy girls performing a car wash, with the usual soapy clothing, wet t shirt action and breasts pressed erotically up against a windshield or two. Most famously this stuff was depicted in the mainstream by Joy Harmon in "Cool Hand Luke".
So Morgan inflicts on the viewer five identical vignettes of gals hosing down a car or motorcycle and then having sex. Clearly the outstanding performer is Kelly Divine, whose huge butt proves irresistible to Jake Jacobs' camera. Many a MILF appears, ranging from the classy Diana Prince, to the late great successor to Bridgette Kerkove's crown, Shyla Stylez.
For me it was fun (at first at any rate) to see that former impish vixen Kaylynn return in the finale as a full-blown (and big-breasted) mature femme.