Review of Cannibals and Carpet Fitters

I read the reviews and I love a good British horror, heck I've been in a few myself, but this is as dire as anything iv been in. I was hoping for a good horror comedy. I was disappointed. The acting is poor. The 'mum' of the cannibals couldn't act if her life depended on it, really, really poor acting from her, and she wasn't the worst. The usual ridiculous scenes where the victim runs from safety straight into danger, who would run from cannibalism by getting out of their vehicle and running back into the house of horrors? Too many stupid scenes, too much poor acting. Very, very disappointing.