Review of The Perfect Tribute

. . . of the Neo-Prussian wannabe oven-stuffer mob chanting crazed malicious slogans while wielding those ludicrous Tiki Torches during their murderous rally in Virginia Hell-bent upon kicking off America's second Rachel Civil War, "There are good people on BOTH sides." THE PERFECT TRIBUTE, if anything, bears an even greater imbalance favoring the malingering miscreant mutt side of the War to End Human Exploitation on the Part of Indolent Wealthy "Plantation" Owners Sipping Mind Juleps on Their Verandahs. Just as that bladder-busting yawn fest GASHED WITH THE WHIP would mangle history a few years following THE PERFECT TRIBUTE, the very same Perfidious Pachyderm Party Propaganda Purveyors responsible for THAT upcoming GWTW mendacious travesty besmirch the memory of the 19th Century's top War-Time President by making him seem like some cheap Game-Show-Host-in-Chief. "I know now what we're all fighting for: The love of country," sputters the unrepentant Genocidal Rebel "Captain Blair" to Honest Abe. Blair's crack is SO 1860! Not one word of contrition about the elephant in the room: The horror of slavery! Under the Geneva Convention and ALL other Democratic standards going back to the Ancient Greeks, Blair should be strung up to dangle above his wheelchair, which is EXACTLY what some dude named "Robert E. Lee" did to the saintly Freedom Fighter "John Brown" to kick off this Righteous Civil War!