Review of Anastasia

Anastasia (I) (1997 Video)
1/10
It's a fever dream of a mess.
26 December 2019
With an art style of a coloring book, and an obnoxiously loud soundtrack, this is the worst movie I've seen. The beginning seemed like any knockoff but it was Soo much more later in the film. If you tied me to a chair and asked me what the plot was, I'd say just end me. The music never stopped and was way to loud, it felt like I was in the basic orchestra that constantly played, there was not one second of silence and when it ended I thought I went deaf. The movie is only less than an hour but it felt like ten years. The animation was atrocious and I feel bad for whatever animation studio that had to make this. The only way to watch this is ether high or drunk, this is the tourture method the CIA uses for the worst of the worst criminals. I can not explain this movie in human words, it's like a duty for you to watch, you just need to get it over with.
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