Roger Ebert did not sit through every movie that he saw. Movies like Caligula, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Tru Loved, etc. When I see bad movies, I can't finish them. I try, but life is too short.
I must have seen 5 minutes of August's Underground Mordum at most. My conscience could not take seeing the whole ...project? I hesitate to call it a movie. Citizen Kane, Hoop Dreams, and Fargo are movies, and masterworks at that.
I found the movie on effedupmovies after doing some research on it. I did not "want" to see it, but I thought that I should try it before judging. I should have been more trusting.
The movie has no plot. I skipped through it and there appeared to be no story. The plot given on here says that "Two friends bring along a newcomer to go on a killing spree."
Is that all there is? There seems to be. Especially when we see a man having sex and seconds later we learn the woman is the guy's sister.
IMDB's parents guide also names many things I was glad to not have seen. This is what the Sex section reads:
* Extreme scenes of perversion, rape and sexual sadism throughout, including intense scenes involving necrophilia, infanticide, castration, torture, and incest.
*A man and woman are seen having sex (they are brother and sister).
*A woman cuts a man's penis off and tortures his girlfriend with it.
*Two women are very graphically sexually abused by another woman, she wears spiked panties and rapes them, she also vomits on them, a man is masturbating to all of this, this scene lasts for 8 or 9 minutes at least.
*A man disembowels a woman and has sex with the entrails, this is very gross to watch.
*A man is seen raping a dead child, arguably the worst part of the film.
I could talk about the violence as well, but look at the guide yourself, and find anything of worth.
The use of f**k is also tedious. Apparently the word is said over 600 times. In 77 minutes, the language surpasses The Wolf of Wall Street's usage in a 3 hour span. I mentally counted the F bombs for reference and for purposes of writing this critique for the first 3 minutes and 43 seconds. There were 56 or so uses in that time alone.
I heard there was no script for this movie. No kidding! A newborn baby could create better dialogue than what this movie has!
I skipped through the movie too see anything-anything at all, worthy of interest in praise. I found nothing.
The camera work is also terrible, it makes The Blair Witch Project look like Citizen Kane.(Which,despite THAT movie's profanity, is a MUCH more decent film.)
One day I will see a ZERO STAR movie and see it all. Today is not it. See anything else, this is despicable as a piece of filmmaking. I'd rather stab my arm with pin needles then see this movie in whole.
I must have seen 5 minutes of August's Underground Mordum at most. My conscience could not take seeing the whole ...project? I hesitate to call it a movie. Citizen Kane, Hoop Dreams, and Fargo are movies, and masterworks at that.
I found the movie on effedupmovies after doing some research on it. I did not "want" to see it, but I thought that I should try it before judging. I should have been more trusting.
The movie has no plot. I skipped through it and there appeared to be no story. The plot given on here says that "Two friends bring along a newcomer to go on a killing spree."
Is that all there is? There seems to be. Especially when we see a man having sex and seconds later we learn the woman is the guy's sister.
IMDB's parents guide also names many things I was glad to not have seen. This is what the Sex section reads:
* Extreme scenes of perversion, rape and sexual sadism throughout, including intense scenes involving necrophilia, infanticide, castration, torture, and incest.
*A man and woman are seen having sex (they are brother and sister).
*A woman cuts a man's penis off and tortures his girlfriend with it.
*Two women are very graphically sexually abused by another woman, she wears spiked panties and rapes them, she also vomits on them, a man is masturbating to all of this, this scene lasts for 8 or 9 minutes at least.
*A man disembowels a woman and has sex with the entrails, this is very gross to watch.
*A man is seen raping a dead child, arguably the worst part of the film.
I could talk about the violence as well, but look at the guide yourself, and find anything of worth.
The use of f**k is also tedious. Apparently the word is said over 600 times. In 77 minutes, the language surpasses The Wolf of Wall Street's usage in a 3 hour span. I mentally counted the F bombs for reference and for purposes of writing this critique for the first 3 minutes and 43 seconds. There were 56 or so uses in that time alone.
I heard there was no script for this movie. No kidding! A newborn baby could create better dialogue than what this movie has!
I skipped through the movie too see anything-anything at all, worthy of interest in praise. I found nothing.
The camera work is also terrible, it makes The Blair Witch Project look like Citizen Kane.(Which,despite THAT movie's profanity, is a MUCH more decent film.)
One day I will see a ZERO STAR movie and see it all. Today is not it. See anything else, this is despicable as a piece of filmmaking. I'd rather stab my arm with pin needles then see this movie in whole.