1/10
SPOILERS. This film is just BAD. Horrendously bad
10 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
For started, nobody is actually attacked by a shark and nobody gets anywhere near the sea. The "director" fills this disastrous film with random copy and paste shots of sharks swimming about every two minutes and they have absolutely nothing to do with the film!

About 15 minutes are spent on a girl watching a guy splash around in a pool (the closest anybody gets to being in water by the way!) as the camera goes back and forth between the stupefied expression on her face and his chest. THEN we get to see more of the same guy the director obviously has a crush on as he caresses his chest in the shower (I have never seen a guy shower this way before).

The entire film takes place in a HOUSE where we literally get to see how the cast walk from one end of it to the other in excruciating detail. The cost of the house must have been where the budget was wasted, but the continuous shots of Beverly Hills, the one stock panoramic view of the coast and the filthy jacuzzi with peeling paint etc were ridiculous and a way to pad the film's run time. Their acting skills are laughable but given the weak premise and dialogue, I don't know if I can blame them. No sharks were harmed in the making of this movie. If I could rate this film with a 0 I would. The ONLY shark film that takes place entirely on land and doesn't feature sharks.
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