I drunkenly watched this movie at a late hour duing the covid-19 crisis and I wish I could go back in time and aborte myself, to get the job done right. To say this is worst thing to happen to me all month, in a month where I lost several family members to covid-19, is an understatement.
One of the major issues with the film is it's botches, the dog clearly doesn't know how to wrestle and must have lied on his doggy CV, little prick.
My favorite character was the monkey who out-of-nowhere gets mauled by a bear at the climax of the film -- I was already crying from the deep-set depression the movie seems to induce but seeing Hunk get ripped limb from limb in front of a cheering audience was the last straw.
Afterwards, I turned my oven on and seriously thought about sticking my head in it -- to this day I don't know if I made the right decision.
Please don't let these dog mudering, PT Barmham loving sadist near animals again -- and for good measure lock them in the Magneto prison from X-Men 2.
Still crying, still hopeless, still Russelled. 10/10
One of the major issues with the film is it's botches, the dog clearly doesn't know how to wrestle and must have lied on his doggy CV, little prick.
My favorite character was the monkey who out-of-nowhere gets mauled by a bear at the climax of the film -- I was already crying from the deep-set depression the movie seems to induce but seeing Hunk get ripped limb from limb in front of a cheering audience was the last straw.
Afterwards, I turned my oven on and seriously thought about sticking my head in it -- to this day I don't know if I made the right decision.
Please don't let these dog mudering, PT Barmham loving sadist near animals again -- and for good measure lock them in the Magneto prison from X-Men 2.
Still crying, still hopeless, still Russelled. 10/10