Review of Léon: The Professional

I have never understood why this movie comes up so often as being a masterpiece. The writing for both dialogue and plot is awful, the pacing sucks, the cinematography is nothing to call home about, and the acting is weirdly stilted and cartoonish.

Don't waste your time on this pretentious garbage.

And if someone gifts this movie to you on DVD for your birthday, consider letting the air out of their tires while they sleep.