This is the sharknado of westerns, that whirring noise is John Wayne spinning in his grave, a group of apocalypse survivors including a dime store joker with bad nail varnish a mutton chopped sheriff, a fake chested Lara Croft with zero acting skill, a weeabo with samurai love all combine to make a film you won't remember and a night you won't forget, a shot for every cliche and a warm feeling in your heart.