Review of So You Don't Trust Your Wife

. . . once they tie the knot with an old ball and chain. As anyone who has seen a few episodes of FORENSICS FILES well knows, many if not most wives begin nagging their better halves to buy more and more "life insurance" before the ink is dry on their wedding tickets. Concurrently with this pursuit, the more domestically-minded wenches begin beta testing various lethal recipes, a la Alice in SO YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR WIFE. If they don't hit the nail on the head their first time out of the gate, they try, try again. Soon their deluded grooms are pushing up daisies, but everything smells like roses for these black widows, this film warns.