Review of The Cat in the Hat

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Dr Seuss rolled in his grave. I usual like Mike Myers but he was terrible in this. Most of the time he just does a stupid laugh and doesn't even look the kids in the face. The acting from the kids seems like they weren't even trying. Even the make-up is poor. The cat looks like one of those photo things in amusement parks where you stick your face through it, and don't even get me started on Thing 1 and Thing 2. It thinks it's being clever by inserting innuendos but it just comes across as desperate. The only positive thing I can say is the sets are kind of fun because of Bo Welch, who helped with a lot of Tim Burton Productions. But aside from that I have nothing. Terrible movie, stay away