1/10
What do you expect on a 1 dollar and 34 cent budget?
16 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This title begins with what would have to be a very short man attempting to hang himself from chin up bar within a door frame with twine. After it breaks 8 times under the weight, he leaves and purchases a sturdy rope only to die from a severe panic attack moments later. The movies goes down hill from there.

We see many shots of trees and fields which pan over a minute to nothing really. I thought I was watching a nature documentary at times. It uses the contrivance of the animal mask. I cannot fathom how this is supposed to inflict fear, personally I think people just look silly. The predominantly utilized mask is a rabbit mask. SCARY!!!!!!

The sound track sets a NEW low in that in certain scenes it is virtually ONE key being pressed on a keyboard. Talk about minimalism! After a few minutes, one will experience brain matter and cranial fluid leaking from their nose.

The main character has a uni-brow so I think there is a sub plot about him suffering from lycanthropy. He and the individual he attempts to get the movie from wear knit hats most of the film but it is not cold.

In the end he becomes a lamb and woman remove a huge pair oxen testicle from his abdomen.

Fortunately the person which receives the tape and promptly watches it, sees the directors cut of the movie which has been edited to 38 seconds and is somewhat viewable. "Old Faithful" proceeds to spout every hour on the hour again!
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