1/10
Will this series ever finn-ish?
24 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
You do not need to watch the series of the megalodon in order as evidenced by my discovery that you can be barely awake yet still find the energy to roll your eyes at it. There's a reason why Asylum films either have gone straight to disc or streaming rather than face movie or TV critics because they are so ridiculously convoluted and noisy and filled with action that makes no attempt to advance the plot. This is a starless ZZZ grade action science fiction film that now has the shark being stalked by a shark shaped submarine. Yep, you read that right.

The overly dramatic and overplayed music is a weak attempt in all of these films to fool the viewer into thinking that they are watching some things either artistic or intelligent. The characters, like in the other ones I've seen, are horribly written, talking over each other so they don't even hear a possible important point that the other people involved are making. The action eventually just becomes frustrating and tiresome. The use of stock footage is obvious and the film, even at just under 90 minutes, seemingly endless.
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