I don't think I can add anything that hasn't been written. Suffice it to say, there is no redeeming qualities to this. It is truly awful. It makes Troll 2 look like an Oscar best picture winner (that's not saying much I know). It's 70 painful, atrocious minutes. I dare you to watch it. Other "terrible" movies have funny moments and quotable lines. You won't find that here. You'll just find an outright mess. Consider yourself warned......