Review of Apocalypse of Ice

Like sharknado without the sharks.. or nado.. We have a new contender in the 'so bad it's good' category! This film will have you rooting for either the virus or global warming to take out the cast. In a standout performance, Tom Sizemore literally phones it in. In contrast to her costar Torrey Richardson delivers a sheer 90 minutes of panicked hysteria at a level uncommon for a main protagonist while Ramiro Leal on the other hand almost seems to sleepwalk his way through it. The action will have you on the edge of your seat as our heroes face one playground level challenge after another. This slow boil of a movie will have you wishing for a quick and merciful end but you will not be so lucky. Next level special effects give this masterpiece a blockbuster feel on a clearly shoestring budget. You'll be intrigued until the final frame as you're treated to the slowest credits roll in film history almost as if to say 'you did it...you made it to the end'