Review of Swelter

I'd bet all of Jean Claude's money that the director shot a bunch of scenes, maybe loosely based on a script. Then once he realized he had the world's dullest movie, he told his editor to pull apart the working print and tape it back together in random order.

Nothing makes sense. But it doesn't matter because there are no characters worth caring about anyway.

There is also precious little action. A lot of posing, though. And bursts of gratuitous violence. All boringly rendered in the service of a dull story.