Review of The Falcon Takes Over

. . . mercenary gold-digging harpies and harridan harlots. Styling herself occasionally as "Diana" the Huntress (but NEVER as "Louise"), the horrid Thelma at the center of THE FALCON TAKES OVER guns down guys left and right on her way to the Hot Squat. This trigger-happy tart has no loyalty to anything beyond murder, misanthropy and mayhem. The fact that such a tawdry tramp is roaming American streets freely suggests that the U. S. laws against sharp-shooting strumpets should be strengthened. No man deserves to be perforated by a heartless hooker of the twisted Thelma's ilk. This trashy trollop merits double the voltage as that vicious vixen in the later film MONSTER. As they say, the only good Jezebel is a juiced Jezebel!