2/10
Can somebody please turn on the lights?
31 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So, this movie is worse than I expected. First of all, dialogues are so bad that they're just feels like translated from another language poorly. Or like it's written for the final exam to just pass the class and nothing else matters. Writing is bad, directing is bad, acting is average and cinematography is bad. The plot is promising but that is all i can say positive about this movie-ish thing. So many things are out of logic in this writing that you almost feel like Zack Synder is messing up with you.

There is so many points that I just want to point out. Is that daughter really needed for the story? She is only here to put the team in danger just to save a woman we don't told why is she important for her in 148 minutes, and don't saving her at the end. Really? But by far the sharpest ones are; first, how can you be so dumb to need a safecracker to open your very own safe? Second, let's say you did. You have to be dumb to take part in Synderverse after all. When the safecracker (the guy who needs to open the safe, the only guy in the team that can open this safe, who's only aim is to open the goddamn safe) opens the safe, everybody celebrates like it's an unexpected thing to do. Bro, you're here to open this safe. What the heck? And how the alpha's who are techincally dead, can breed each other? How can you get hard when you have no blood pressure? Why do I bother asking? All of this happened because someone get hard! Not seeking logical explanations about this screenplay anymore.

So, in conclusion, what i learned from this movie is one of my biggest fantasies can lead to zombie apocalypse and i really don't know if i should be happy or sad. Don't watch it if you have only time for one movie. Watch it when you you're in the mood of don't respecting yourself. If 2020 was a movie, it would pretty much look like this one.
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