Review of Patrolling the Ether

. . . Americans were buried in accordance with the Biblical Commandment, six feet under within the Good Earth (add another 6.6 inches for incorrigible sinners). This allowed famous people, such as Beethoven and Washington, to be dug up each generation or so to enable Science to further pinpoint their actual cause of death. However, the crime lords running the Many Greedy Mobsters movie studio soon realized that the Forensics Sleuths of the Far Future would surely be able (eventually) to discover clues as to why so many "stars" were dying mysteriously when contract talks broke down under their insidious "studio system" IF these luminaries' mortal remains were subject to continual exhumations. Therefore, these Money-Grubbing Miscreants produced PATROLLING THE ETHER to terrify the entire U. S. Public into believing that Uncle Sam's hallowed cemeteries were actually hollowed out vipers' nests full of enemy spy bunkers! This led to the cremation rate for ALL Americans (not just for "cinema stars") to skyrocket from 2.6% to the current ungodly 60.66% tally!