Monsters (2010)
2/10
a wish
13 July 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So wuz like, Wait - What?

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So like main like Trope in like Gobbley-Wood, put the ending at the beginning. & like the character introductions & interest at the end. The middle bit they just stand there with gaping carp mouth & like no concern for their personal safety or like the planet or like any any anything. This like so exemplifies that! So I'm like thinking, the whole time, like this so so so needs a remake (only we'll get it rite this time) or a part 2! With like Sally Field & like James Franco, & Jimmys got a camera which he abuses horrifically & endlessly on common stuff. Stuff that you can shoot anywhere, any time, ever. But as soon as anything unusual comes along, he just stands there - gaping. & Sally, so trusting - just give anybody yer passport - just get in the truck with all them mens. Basically get into or out of any boat or rubber wheeled vehicle that you come across. But the one scene - the key - Jimmy & Sally happen upon this woman in the middle of it all - & all these kids (with masks that have only one filter cartridge which they later use like it is going to do anything) & they axe the youngest if it feels safe. & it says "don't go out at night." & they laugh. & they like look nervously at each other. & they gape at the infant. & then the 3 y o says, "I wonder why they only come out at night?" & like, more importantly why peeps without food or water or weapons would have massive a** flashlights! & flash for the camera that can fill in for like a half mile around but have no color lenses for the flash. Gawd

I wish I could have liked it.
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