Contrary to what you may read in other reviews, there's no "twist" in the ending of this total stink bomb of a movie. All you need to do is pay attention at the beginning, when one of the lead characters (Jayne) practically gives the ending away. From that point on you'll only suffer in eternity (if you can take it) to finally see what was coming in the first 10 minutes. The acting is terrible. The dialogue is non-sensical. The characters are fake and non-likable. The setting is ridiculous, and the IQs of those who made this film have to be in the same neighborhood as potted plants and garden gnomes. Jason Patric was in this mess of a movie too which tells you where washed up actors end up after their glory days in Hollywood are over: Rock Bottom. As a matter of fact I just dropped my rating from a 2 to a 1 when I realized how truly awful this picture was. Grade: F.
Review of The Vanished
