Review of The Hypo-Chondri-Cat

. . . devious rodent invaders without so much as a pellet gun. Just because most cats do not possess over-rated "opposable thumbs," feline fanciers historically fail to adequately arm Mittens and Paws. While many Special Olympians are participating in the Tokyo shooting events this summer, firearms also can be modified to meet the special needs of our Persian, Calico and Siamese friends, as well. As Abe Lincoln famously remarked, "If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll chug down all your milk, but it you give him a musket ball between his eyes, he'll never harass you again."