The Alpines (2021)
3/10
Stupid, brainless, bad acting
24 September 2021
You know a movie is going to be bad when the camera is focused on something which it will not reveal for at least 5 minutes with all the characters staring at the wall in horror and shock. And after they are all terrified and want to leave asap.... they don't.

In short, several college friends are invited to a summer lodge. Everyone still wants to sleep with each other, the relationships are completely not credible, and the writing is written like it was done by high school teenager. This is really dreck. The actors had a hard time selling it because the script just is a prolonged excuse to keep suspense for 90 minutes with nothing actually happening until it hits its final reveal. Don't waste your time or believe the numerous fake reviews. Almost 166 reviewers unanimously agreed with a 7/10 rating and that never happens.
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