Cartoon gun panti stunts in repetition with at least 50 ridiculous gun wanker 'fantasy kills'.
If there's a script, it must have burnt in the early explosions.
Not a flick you'd take a chick.
Gunshaft stroking boyfriends is all that's happening in this one... deranged boy movie nothing more.
Lots of quality cast members... I just can't fathom what any were thinking.
If this is what Rodriguez did with El Mariachi breakout movie, it's just a shame the guy craps out junk when his platform means he can do important stuff, not Quentin Tarantino knockoff crud. Oh, Tarantino made similar missteps and also grossly overrated.
Needing obligatory and gratuitous gun violence to feel 'manly' instead of actually working on character development and great dialog, everything is one showdown, one shootout away from the next ridiculous body disposal moment.
It's embarrassingly terrible.
Nothing resembling reality but yet no good fantasy, no clever point to anything, just images of teenage boy hooked on first shooter video games view on life from his basement.
I'm truly sorry I tolerated it.
If there's a script, it must have burnt in the early explosions.
Not a flick you'd take a chick.
Gunshaft stroking boyfriends is all that's happening in this one... deranged boy movie nothing more.
Lots of quality cast members... I just can't fathom what any were thinking.
If this is what Rodriguez did with El Mariachi breakout movie, it's just a shame the guy craps out junk when his platform means he can do important stuff, not Quentin Tarantino knockoff crud. Oh, Tarantino made similar missteps and also grossly overrated.
Needing obligatory and gratuitous gun violence to feel 'manly' instead of actually working on character development and great dialog, everything is one showdown, one shootout away from the next ridiculous body disposal moment.
It's embarrassingly terrible.
Nothing resembling reality but yet no good fantasy, no clever point to anything, just images of teenage boy hooked on first shooter video games view on life from his basement.
I'm truly sorry I tolerated it.