This week's crime scene is at the VA hospital which is closed on Saturdays because apparently veterans don't need medical attention on weekends. There's a huge crowd at the scene (horny teenagers, they come for the make outs and stay for the maggoty decomposing body). Bones temps this particular decomposing body at 127 degrees, so on its way to a nice medium rare.
Turns out the victim was the owner of Sprouts, I mean Natural Sun Markets, so we get a full episode of Perspectives on Organic Food in 2005. Booth, who has never heard of cancer, argues that people live longer now because of pesticides. The pineapple farmer is my personal hero, and I don't know why his stationary-bike-run-blender has not become a thing. Booth asks for his pineapple smoothie in a to go cup, even though it was already in a mason jar, the ultimate to go cup-just slap a lid on that bad boy and don't worry about bringing it back, I'm sure pineapple guy has more.
At the compost place, one of those crazy eco terrorists (meaning people who believe in organic farming) says Frank couldn't possibly care about the environment because he has air conditioning...in Virginia...
We should all be much more suspicious of how Emma's stalker can afford a motel room because no one is buying homemade hemp oil body products from this man. No one.
The key to solving the case ends up being a pair of sunglasses made of (gasp!) bamboo! Can you imagine??? In the year of our lord 2021, half my belongings are made of bamboo, so yes I can.
Turns out the victim was the owner of Sprouts, I mean Natural Sun Markets, so we get a full episode of Perspectives on Organic Food in 2005. Booth, who has never heard of cancer, argues that people live longer now because of pesticides. The pineapple farmer is my personal hero, and I don't know why his stationary-bike-run-blender has not become a thing. Booth asks for his pineapple smoothie in a to go cup, even though it was already in a mason jar, the ultimate to go cup-just slap a lid on that bad boy and don't worry about bringing it back, I'm sure pineapple guy has more.
At the compost place, one of those crazy eco terrorists (meaning people who believe in organic farming) says Frank couldn't possibly care about the environment because he has air conditioning...in Virginia...
We should all be much more suspicious of how Emma's stalker can afford a motel room because no one is buying homemade hemp oil body products from this man. No one.
The key to solving the case ends up being a pair of sunglasses made of (gasp!) bamboo! Can you imagine??? In the year of our lord 2021, half my belongings are made of bamboo, so yes I can.