Review of A Cowboy Needs a Horse

. . . for being such an excellent example of pernicious corporate perfidy. Before the Dizzy Conglomerate engulfed the Muppet Puppets, Star Wars and the Marvel Universe, it cornered the market on the World's entire supply of pooh. A COWBOY NEEDS A HORSE is the film adaptation of Alan Alexander's first published collection of poems, WHEN WE WERE VERY YOUNG. Tragically for Mr. Milne's fans, the Dizzy bigwigs clearly instructed their development team to rework this material to support an alternate title: WHEN WE WERE VERY STUPID.