How would I - no, why would I want to review a movie so bad that I want to give it zero stars but don't for fear that zero stars would be removed by IMDb as an anomaly. I want to explain to you how I was formulating a review in the negative within moments of the movie first starting. I won't spoil because there truly is nothing to spoil - standard god movie where indestructible beings are somehow made to look vulnerable. Whatever. This is just another bad movie in what I am sure will be a ling line of poorly written, poorly acted, poorly directed, and poorly cgi manufactured crap. Do not waste a penny nor a farthing on this complete waste of time. Unexciting and unimaginable at every moment and just another reason for a movie studio to attempt to get your money. Don't go.
Review of Eternals
