Review of Great Guns

. . . and GREAT GUNS is one of these. This particular animated short inspired unendurable heckling of a slight, rabbit-eared U. S. Marine Sharpshooter--based upon his 212 shooting score--as "Ozzie Rabbit," after the gun-toting doughboy of this story. Because of such ill-treatment, patsy Lee Harvey taught himself Russian and defected to the Soviet Union at the height of the Cold War--security clearance and all. Returning to America, Lee juggled a career as a quadruple agent, at the beck and call of the Red Commie KGB, the top U. S. spook agency, the Cuban Rebel Girls and the Texas Rancher Mafia. Thanks to his detractors at Camp Redacted Traitor Officer Name--many if not most of whom grew up watching GREAT GUNS--Lee provided the perfect fall guy for the Planet's Axis of Evil to blow away war hero president JFK, curtailing America's race to Mars, beginning a 50-year cycle of Civil Unrest and sparking runaway inflation.