Came to this movie from the recommendations of one of my favourite film review channels, MovieBitches on YouTube, and I must say: This film is completely insane. If you enjoy anything from production disaster classics a la Showgirls and The Room, or whatever it is that Vanessa Hudgens is doing in that blonde wig in the Princess Switch movies, you have to experience this film.
Charlotte Sullivan stars as a canine therapist who seems to be both an oblivious mannequin come to life exporing the human world for the very first time, AND a synical 4th wall breaking actress who keeps pointing out the wholes in the script she herself is helping to poke. None of this movie makes any type of sense, and the information given about dog ownership, canine psychology, human psychology, modern technology and how any tech company works is all utter bogus. The dialogue is awful to the point of seeming like first-take improv, or somebody freeflow writing lines that needed to be cleaned up later but got stolen by a gremlin working under Michael Feifer, who then dropped the editing notes for his upcoming psychological horror film and got the two mixed up.
Truly the christmas film of the century, will be viewing again yearly. Worst ADR I've seen in years. Worst performances given perhaps ever. Worst CGI plane. Worst abandoned plot device, which happens to be the title of the movie so HOW CAN YOU ABANDON IT??? Thank you 12 Pups of Christmas, or giving me the christmas laugh I know I deserve. Never change, you stupid, stupid movie.
Charlotte Sullivan stars as a canine therapist who seems to be both an oblivious mannequin come to life exporing the human world for the very first time, AND a synical 4th wall breaking actress who keeps pointing out the wholes in the script she herself is helping to poke. None of this movie makes any type of sense, and the information given about dog ownership, canine psychology, human psychology, modern technology and how any tech company works is all utter bogus. The dialogue is awful to the point of seeming like first-take improv, or somebody freeflow writing lines that needed to be cleaned up later but got stolen by a gremlin working under Michael Feifer, who then dropped the editing notes for his upcoming psychological horror film and got the two mixed up.
Truly the christmas film of the century, will be viewing again yearly. Worst ADR I've seen in years. Worst performances given perhaps ever. Worst CGI plane. Worst abandoned plot device, which happens to be the title of the movie so HOW CAN YOU ABANDON IT??? Thank you 12 Pups of Christmas, or giving me the christmas laugh I know I deserve. Never change, you stupid, stupid movie.