Blair Witch (2016)
1/10
This could've been a YouTube fanfic video
14 January 2022
I put off watching this movie for years and I'm reminded why I did. I've seen family camping videos online that were scarier and better done than this, and they were filmed by children.

It's crazy how the camera goes to Shakey out of focus footage to cinema lenses real fast. The audio is like everyone is mic'ed up yet some of the footage is from handycams. Nothing about this is "found footage" but just low budget garbage of ppl walking in a forest with some garbage lore behind it.

I'd rather watch Jake Paul go to Japan and exploit suicide than this.

I'd rather play FMV games on my Sega CD than watch this again.

I'd rather watch my life grow shorter due to my crippling alcoholism than watch this again.

Avoid. Avoid this at all cost.
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