Them (IV) (2021)
1/10
This is the first review by someone who didn't work on the film, apparently.
29 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was about 83 minutes of 'WTF is happening here'?

'Them' are apparently in charge of things, but all they do is stand around and 'report' to each other. What are they? The narrator says they used to be humans, but what are they now? No one thought to mention that.

Maybe the writers know what's going on. It would have been nice for them to let the rest of us in on the secret. 'Adrian Perez' mentions the Matrix, but don't be confused. There are no car chases or even CGI. Mostly, it just a bunch of actors standing around reciting their lines. Literally 'standing around' in most cases. There were a few flickers of emotion, but that may have been accidental. I have seen some deadpan wooden acting before, but this was amazing.

Anyway, I watched the whole thing and I still can't tell you what the hell was supposed to be going on.

I gave it a 1, which is really rare for me. Most movies have something going for them, but not this one. It was just a whole bunch of nothing."

Move along, watch some 'so bad it's good' movie instead.
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