1/10
I wasted my time so you don't have to.
30 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
So I found this movie on Tubi TV and, after checking the IMDB page and seeing the 7.7 rating, decided to check it out. I knew it couldn't be that good, but I just had to see what a 7.7 rated B movie was like.

So this is very low budget. The camera is moving all the time like it's just some guy with a camcorder. The first 30 mins are really just some guys showing off their muscles mixed with a woman who doesn't mind showing off her chest. The first fight scene start after that, and for such a low budget film it was actually pretty good. It really seems like these guys do martial arts in real life and wanted to put that in the movie.

Oh, and there's a watermark that pops up randomly throughout the whole movie saying the video is a screener and it's not for distribution bla bla bla.... So there's that.

The movie is segmented for some reason, and they have beginning credits in each section, kinda odd. This makes the movie really incoherent. They don't even really play into each other. I'm honestly not really sure what this movie is about. The description is not correct at all.

There's a scene where a guy is about to have sex with a woman, and gets mad at her for some reason and pulls out a knife, then some weird voiceover happens where a guy who sounds like CeeLo repeats everything the main actor says, and also a woman comes in and repeats random lines for the woman. It's bizarre. There's an older guy with a weird haircut and a tattoo of a penis with angel wings that kinda amusing though.

This is not something you should waste your time watching. There is no direction at all, and the rating is a lie. It's really just some people with weird relationship problems and abusers. The only nudity/cleavage or anything steamy is in the very first scene if that's what your looking for. There's not much Kung Fu, or sex, but I guess we all have arguments at times when in love, so I guess I'll give it that.
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