Short and simple, the acting is terrible, the humour is cringeworthy, the action is bland, the characters are unbelievable, the photography is amateur, the clichés aren't just overdone but are a complete rip off in places. Everyone who says that this is a classic or quintessential British gangster/heist "flick" are off their barnet. It doesn't come close to anything Guy Ritchie has made, even his worst work is a masterpiece compared to this. All in all it's makes you feel embarrassed to be British.