. . . a tortilla, corn-on-the-cob, a Coke, an enchilada, some bourbon, postage stamps, pop, pancake syrup, starched collars, salad dressing, a parachute, soda, anything requiring cooking oil, tamales, popular meats such as beef, pork, mutton and chicken, government-subsidized ethanol gasoline blends, a Pepsi, Dr. Pepper or anything made of plastic in the foreseeable Future. Why, you may wonder. That's because a major or irreplaceable ingredient in ALL of these popular products is corn, which the controversial Dizzy Corporation indelibly associates with bloody human sacrifice, idol worship and racial condescension during THE GRAIN THAT BUILT A HEMISPHERE.