Review of Beer and Pretzels

. . . during BEER AND PRETZELS, it appears that the co-star here is getting the short end of the bread stick. Invented in 610 A. D. by Bryan Bunch, the future Fuhrer's favorite snack food soon became the symbol of every Prussian bakery. Germanic religious leaders soon latched on to this knotty baked good as a Life or Death determinant. Housewives who could not properly knot a pretzel were burned at the stake as witches. On the other hand, bakers who could perfect a pudding pretzel were hailed as Princes of the Church. In summary, people can joke and chuckle about beer, but pretzels are serious business, seemingly neglected and disrespected by this film.