Choose or Die (2022)
4/10
Meh.
19 April 2022
Weird little movie that ran about 30 minutes longer than it should have. Tried very hard to be dark humor, witty, creative, sarcastic, horrific, grotesque and obscure as if people would watch it several times looking for deeper meaning and reasons to call it a cult classic. Missed the mark, but it had its moments, which made it mostly watchable.

I have to say though, maybe Brits should stick to being Brits and let the Americans make their own horror movies about themselves.... American horror film making is overly abundant and not in a good way....we really do not need other countries mimicking the worst parts of it!

Character interaction was bizarre and awkward and the script writing left one to wonder if the writers ever had any actual human interaction. Ever.

Then again, nobody watches B movie slasher flicks for the dialogue or the character development.

There is almost too much grotesque going on. First movie I cringed watching and that wasn't in a good way. Really sort of disturbing themes, but again, nothing worse than a man that burned kids hacking you to pieces in your dreams or an escaped psychopath murdering party going college kids...

I am never a fan of a budget gore fest that tries to have a moral compass in the end, finding myself being depressed that the fun was taken out of my horror flick for a Lifetime Movie moment. Why shred up umpteen people in a bloody massacre of spewing blood and snapping sinew and then try to make me go for a tissue? AWKWARD.

Not the type of movie you would watch twice, but you may actually make it through one viewing without too many regrets.
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