So what is it you ask that the latest episode of Lame Jane and the rest of the Neurotic Children's Insecurity Society (Hawaii) have for us this week? Yep Apex predators and smuggled engineered bio-weapons. Exciting you'd think?
Don't be silly. Because this show is not an action drama but a perfunctory soap opera and such storylines are mere fashion accessories to the tedium of the petty traumas and hardships of the female existence and the mandatory requirement that all male bit part players run around desperately trying to support these female's fragile egos.
That all this is achieved through unrealistic narratives, immature characterisations, pitiful dialogue, scenes of over indulgent and gratuitous gut churning soul baring and sycophantic mutual admiration topped off by abysmal acting make this the most hilarious faIlure of the year.
Still its that bad it makes you wonder what absurdity they might come up with next week? Maybe ridicule and humiliation is the new best seller?
PS It crossed my mind as I watched this farce that the main character 'Lame Jane' might be more credible if Vanessa Lachey's facelift had not left her both wrinkleless and at the same time with a permanent look of an irritated 1st grade school ma'am no matter what emotion she might actually be trying to portray? There again I'm not sure anything could improve her acting?
Don't be silly. Because this show is not an action drama but a perfunctory soap opera and such storylines are mere fashion accessories to the tedium of the petty traumas and hardships of the female existence and the mandatory requirement that all male bit part players run around desperately trying to support these female's fragile egos.
That all this is achieved through unrealistic narratives, immature characterisations, pitiful dialogue, scenes of over indulgent and gratuitous gut churning soul baring and sycophantic mutual admiration topped off by abysmal acting make this the most hilarious faIlure of the year.
Still its that bad it makes you wonder what absurdity they might come up with next week? Maybe ridicule and humiliation is the new best seller?
PS It crossed my mind as I watched this farce that the main character 'Lame Jane' might be more credible if Vanessa Lachey's facelift had not left her both wrinkleless and at the same time with a permanent look of an irritated 1st grade school ma'am no matter what emotion she might actually be trying to portray? There again I'm not sure anything could improve her acting?